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It's meme time!

I just stole it from nessaniel and felinarian ...



1) The ones I choose:

1. Franz Leitmayr
2. Thorsten Lannert
3. Cenk Batu
4. Carlo Menzinger
5. KF Boerne
6. Sebastian Bootz
7. Til Ritter
8. Viktor de Man
9. Felix Stark
10. Ivo Batic
11. Uwe Kohnau
12. Franz Kappl

2.) The Questions:

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

A Bootz/ Kohnau fanfic? I have to deny. And I think I won’t read it anyway, since both have their partners…

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Carlo. Yeah, he’s hot! Even when he wears the most ugliest clothes in older episodes. And bonus, he’s cute and adorable <3

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kappl getting de Man pregnant? This will never happen!

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

About Felix Stark? Yes, I do. For example felinarian and nessaniel wrote some.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yep! Lannert and Bootz are SO canon!

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Boerne/ Stark or Boerne/ Batic. Neither. Sorry, this just won’t fit. But if I had to choose… Maybe Boerne/ Stark. But I dunno why.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Till Ritter walking in on Lannert/ Kappl having sex. This will hopefully never happen!

08.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Cenk Batu/ Ivo Batic. Uhm, it will contain a lot of swearing in foreign languages and some fights due to the fact they are Turkish and Croatian.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Franz Leitmayr/ Victor de Man. I read about them, because anionoracle wrote a ficlet about them. But it was no real fluff. Anf Fics containing de Man can never be fluff.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ritter/ Kappl. Despite the fact that Ritter belongs to Stark… Maybe… Something like ‘Stronger’ or ‘Save me’… I dunno… This pairing is too unreal.

11.) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Ritter or de Man. Hard decision. They both won’t be safe near me… But I would choose Victor… For obvious reasons.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No. Cenk and Uwe are OTP.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I drew him myself, lots wrote about him.

14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Lannert/ Menzinger/ Boerne. I hope not.

15.) What might Seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3

Ritter… Maybe he would mix up some names? Or just growl like an animal… Like all fangirls are dreaming of…

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Victor de Man… Uhm, something melancholic. Like... *peeks at itunes* 'keine lieder über liebe' by Hansen Band

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Leitmayr/ Bootz/Kappl. It definitely would be ‘dialect overkill’ since we all know Basti can speak swabian.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Batic on Lannert. I just WON’T think about it. NOOOO!

19.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About Boerne - Must have been ‘Ideale Türen öffnen sich nach innen’ by cara_melodi.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Bootz’ secret kink? Let me guess… His boots from one of his theatre plays? Would be funny!

21.) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?

Uwe and Felix? I think, they won’t get in bed anyway. But if, sober, because they both don’t drink. But if it’s crack, they will be drunken beyond all borders.

22.) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Boerne would be arrested for ‘Ruhestörung’ by Thiel. Because Boerne listens to classic all the time and Thiel is his neighbor… You see the connection?

23.) "One (Leitmayr) and Nine (Stark) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Stark) suddenly runs off with Four (Menzinger). One (Leitmayr), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Kohnau) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Kappl), then follows the wise advice of Five (Boerne) and finds true love with Three (Batu)." What title would you give this fic?

Despite this would be pure mindfuck… And Franz is just broken- hearted because Carlo is the one Felix runs away with… I would name it… ‘Love connection’ And WHY do I have ideas for Franz/ Franz?

24.) Name three of your friends who might read it.

I hope none!

25.) Name one person who should write it.

See 24.)

26.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ritter/ de Man. I would feel disgusted. This won’t work together.

27.) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?

Bootz or Kohnau. Uhm. Kohnau. He’s Cenk’s boss so teaching is his most easiest task.

28.) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Thorsten Lannert. Yeah, he’s hot. But somehow in an unusual way. Not classical hot, like Bootz.

29.) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

Till Ritter. Yes… I think all of them read slash with him, when they read one of the Berlin fics.

30.) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?

Kappl sends de Man on a mission? I guess not! :D It might be bringing good cases to Saarbrücken. An Victor will succeed! He always does!

and please excuse my english.. I haven't spoken since Abitur.